Arteias Clan

Soulern

[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

3Nd!!!!11

NIEZNAJOMY · Gość

O co ci w tym chodzi??

Soulern

NIEZNAJOMY · Gość

Nie bo to jest z władcy pierścienie i nie czaie Sad

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zal.ru

Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"

hahahah xD

Soulern

Mederist

tu mona dopisywac dalszy ciąg historii?;p bo można by to jeszcze śmieszniejsze zrobic;D

A coo tam;p po prostu dopiszę;p

Th3 Tw0 Thr0n3s

The Helmowy Jar siege

Aragorn: !Paladin lvl 70 LF PT
legoslas: /invite aragorn

Aragorn has joined party
aragorn: inv gimli, warsmith lvl 65
legolas:no
aragorn: why?
legolas: gimli n00b
aragorn: inv him or i leave
legolas: /invite gimli

Gimli has joined party
gimli: hi all
legolas: hi n00b
legolas: healer needed
aragorn: inv arwen, sps/ee 78/78
legolas: /invite arwen

The player declined to join your party
Wrong target has been invited
legolas: wrong target
aragorn: sh1t she's offline
gimli: inv gandalf, bishop/sorc 78/70
legolas: /invite gandalf

Gandalf is a member of another party and can not be invited

legolas:OMG gandalf has another pt
gimli: w8 ill ask him
aragorn: damn i have lags
legolas: i've got ping 2000
aragorn: OMG stupid serv
gimli: gandalf said he can go for one hour
aragorn: 2 late we must find healer
legolas: !NEED HEALER TO PT LVL 65+ PM ME

The battle starts

legolas: ok battle starts
aragorn: /target uruk-hai
legolas: assist on me
legolas:/target uruk-hai
aragorn: /assist legolas
gimli: /assist legolas
aragorn: sh1t
legolas: ?
aragorn: OMG i forgot to buy ssb
gimli: lol what a n00b
aragorn: some1 has ssb?
gimli: /target aragorn
gimli: /trade

Request aragorn for trade
gimli: how much u need?
aragor: 5k

Aragorn confirmed trade
Trade has been succesfull
legolas: ok assist on me
gimli: we know
gimli: /assist legolas

Legolas use ultimate evasion
legolas: sh1t!!!
gimli: ?
legolas: wrong button
aragorn: lol n00b
gimli: OMFG

Gimli has left the party
legolas: ?
aragorn: dc
legolas: OMG
legolas: which color of uruk-hai?
aragorn: dark blue
legolas: green
aragorn: it wont be drops;/
legolas: yeah but they have nice drop

Gimli (fiend) has logged in
aragorn: inv gimli
legolas: /invite gimli

Gimli has joined party
gimli: sry dc:-/
legolas: np
legolas: gimli assist on me
gimli: /assist legolas

legolas use stun shot
uruk-hai was unaffected by stun shot
legolas: OMG easy mobs
aragorn: lol
gimli: i have wirus on comp, i will dc more often
aragorn: u n00b, u dont use panda internet security?
legolas: shut up nabs and attack
legolas: aragorn is that sword of damascus?
aragorn: yeah
legolas: +?
aragorn: +1
legolas: my bow is +4 + focus
aragorn: what about u gimli?
gimli: this axe can't be enchanted
legolas: why?
gimli: it's no grade
legolas: great, we have in pt warmisth with no grade

1 hour later
aragorn: legolas attack!!!
legolas: dont have mp
gimli: aragorn give him emp
aragorn: sh1t i don't have
gimli: OMG n00bs pt
legolas: shut up naab
gimli: u2
gimli: inv gandalf now
aragorn: not bishop, need se to make mp recharge
legolas: and pp
gimli: only gandalf online
legolas: /invite gandalf

Gandalf has joined party
gandalf: hi all
legolas: hi
aragorn: hi
gimli: gi
aragorn: gandalf heal us
gandalf: what is heal??
aragorn: OMG healing is your proffesion n00b
legolas: u have skill which heal other players
gimli: ok lets fight

legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai

gimli [axe] uruk-hai
gimli [axe] uruk-hai

aragorn [power strike] uruk-hai
aragorn [sting] uruk-hai

gandalf [restores hp] uruk-hai
gandalf [restores hp] uruk-hai

Aragorn: OMG gandaaaaaalf!!!!
gandalf: ?
aragorn: don't heal orcs n00b
legolas: heal us
gandalf: k sry

aragorn: sh1t
legolas: ???
aragorn: i have pk
gimli: OMG
aragorn: orc was 2 weak
gandalf: let's kill ragorn!! it will be drop
aragorn: shut up u n00b and kill orcs

uruk-hai: aragorn pk!!
uruk-hai: aragorn pk!!
uruk-hai: aragorn pk!!
uruk hai: !pk near helmowy jar!!!
uruk-hai: !nick?
uruk-hai: !aragorn

uruk-hai: /target aragorn
uruk-hai: /target aragorn
uruk-hai: /target aragorn
uruk-hai: /target aragorn
uruk-hai: /target aragorn
uruk-hai: /target aragorn
uruk-hai: /target aragorn
uruk-hai: /target aragorn

aragron: sh1t i have troubles
gimli: ?
aragorn: many karma and all uruk-hais r chasing me
aragorn: and i have big lags
gandalf: haha loool
legolas: OMG

uruk-hai [attack] aragorn
uruk-hai [attack] aragorn
uruk-hai [attack] aragorn
uruk-hai [attack] aragorn
uruk-hai [attack] aragorn
uruk-hai [attack] aragorn
uruk-hai [attack] aragorn
uruk-hai [attack] aragorn

aragorn: heeeeeelp!!!!!
aragorn: heal me
gandalf: don't have mp

uruk-hai hit you for 150 damage
uruk-hai hit you for 150 damage
uruk-hai hit you for 150 damage
uruk-hai hit you for 150 damage

cirtical hit!
uruk-hai hit you for 300 damage

cirtical hit!
uruk-hai hit you for 300 damage

cirtical hit!
uruk-hai hit you for 300 damage

cirtical hit!
uruk-hai hit you for 300 damage

your karma has changed to 0
You have droped +3 Majestic Boots

aragorn: i died?
aragorn: fucking lags!!!
aragorn: and bishop n00b
legolas: OMG
gandalf: shut up
legolas: gandalf +? u have that imperial staff?
gandalf: +80 + acu
legolas: wow, how did u do that?
gandalf: i paid 200$ to admin
gimli: 0MFG what n00b

aragorn: !CAN SOME1 RES ME WITH %?
gandalf: !NO

notice: gandalf picked up +3 Majestic boots
Gandalf has obtained +3 Majestic boots
gandalf: nice drop:)
aragorn: is party random?
legolas: no, finders keeper
gimli: OMG n00bs PT
aragorn: n00bs pt
aragorn: gandalf res me pls
gandalf: don't have scroll
aragorn: OMG u n000b u have skill resurection!
gandalf: where?
aragorn: click: character status-> skill and magic-> active-> resurection
gandalf: oh ok
gandalf: but there isnt any skill like resurection
aragorn: OMG why?
legolas: he have retail to BD
gimli: haha lol
gandalf: w8 i will relog to my ee

gandalf has left party
legolas: what a n00b
gimli: what after siege?
aragorn: maybe cata or xp pt in mordor?
gimli: i think cata. i have heavy nightmare to unseal
aragorn: ok but without this n00b gandalf
aragorn: he don't know how to play
legolas: i think rb
aragorn: at this time all rbs dead
legolas: sauron ailve
legolas: i checked it
aragorn: OMG n00b 2 pt must hit sauron

arwen (friend) has logged in
legolas: /invite arwen

arwen has joined party.
arwen: hi
arwen: gandalf here
arwen: this is my second char
aragorn: come and res me
arwen: w8
aragorn: ok thx
aragorn: now let's kill that orcs!!!

aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai
aragorn [attack] uruk-hai

legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai
legolas [arrow] uruk-hai

gimli [axe] uruk-hai
gimli [axe] uruk-hai
gimli [axe] uruk-hai
gimli [axe] uruk-hai
gimli [axe] uruk-hai
gimli [axe] uruk-hai
gimli [axe] uruk-hai
gimli [axe] uruk-hai

gandalf [hydro blast] uruk-hai
gandalf [hydro blast] uruk-hai
gandalf [hydro blast] uruk-hai

gandalf has left party
legolas: dc
gimli: 1 minute to end the siege

1 minute later

The siege of helmowy jar castle has been won by Knig Theodens clan

aragorn: hurrrayyyy!!!!
legolas: juhuuuu!!!
gimli: shit i didn't take iany drops:-/
aragorn: so we go to cata?
legolas: i can't, my mum say that i must go out from computer or i will have penalty:-/
gimli: me 2
aragorn: oh no, so i go there only with that n00b gandalf???
legolas: that's your problem
gimli: i gtg
legolas: me 2 bb
gimli: bb
aragorn: bb noobs
legolas: /changepartyleader aragorn

aragorn has become party leader

legolas has left the party
gimli has left the party